Disney....

Ariel gets a job as a stripper.

Following my formula, here's the Little Mermaid.

Now, I think Disney has created a generation of guys who think under-aged, miniature cartoons are hot. This is a problem.

Also, mermaids prove how much importance we place on breastesses. We are willing to look past the scales, cold blood, no legs and no vagina as long as a girl has a nice rack. Where would we put it? Who knows- but we'd find a place, believe me.