True story!

Michael Vick gets a job as an activist.

In case you didn't know: Michael Vick is/was a football player. He went to jail for dog fights and killin the dogs afterward. He's out now and, in an attempt to fix his image, he's working with the Humane Society to give some public service messages.

Oh well, I don't think he'll be doing that again. Probably just go to Mexico for cock fights. I'm sure he saw some of those in prison.