Energizer Bunny

The Energizer Bunny gets a job as a slave driver.

Can't believe I didn't think of this before... it's probably been done, but I swears I didn't copy it.

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Perfect for protecting your fuzzy yarbles.

Alex, from A Clockwork Orange, gets a job designing restaurant uniforms.

Ok, so here goes an attempt to improve the art quality. We'll see how it goes.

Pinocchio, racism and sexism.

Pinocchio gets a job as a sex toy.

In other news, MetaFilter hates me!

Apparently I'm offensive to Mexicans and women. I am currently Mexican... and I enjoy jokes about women. I'm 25 and married... so.... One valid point the nice folks at Meta Filter have is the art quality. This comes up from time to time, but I think that's just how it goes, considering my comic hero is NatalieDee:


nataliedee.com

... considering that, I'd say I'm doing pretty much what I aim to do. And better art and quality is always something to strive for. Can someone with a MetaFilter account let them know!


Also- thanks for checkin' out the comic!

Sham Wow is next!

Billy Mays gets a job selling feminine hygiene products.

I was watching Pitchmen on Discovery today. It's pretty good.

So I really think I'll get back on track this week. Had kind of a big interruption mid-week last week. Got locked out of my house, then couldn't lock the house in the morning, then locked my keys in the car. Boo.

Disney....

Ariel gets a job as a stripper.

Following my formula, here's the Little Mermaid.

Now, I think Disney has created a generation of guys who think under-aged, miniature cartoons are hot. This is a problem.

Also, mermaids prove how much importance we place on breastesses. We are willing to look past the scales, cold blood, no legs and no vagina as long as a girl has a nice rack. Where would we put it? Who knows- but we'd find a place, believe me.

So judgemental

The Wii Fit gets a job as a receptionist.

I don't remember Kid Icarus or Qbert ever being such a bitch to me. Can you imagine Final Fantasy VII asking you "hey, Man, Sephiroth is literally about to kill us all. He's totally pissed about his mom and seeks revenge. Why don't you play me more?"

Aaron

Why does nobody understand this joke?

Rumpelstiltskin gets a job writing songs for Alicia Keys.

I know it's a stretch, but whatever.

Picasso was an opium whore.

Picasso gets a job making signs for the city.

And when I say "The City" I mean my favorite show, The City. I love how people in scripted reality shows get glorious jobs with no experience, talent or education. That's a side note.

Crying and grunting.

Clifford gets a job as a seeing eye dog.

Crying and grunting is never a good sign. Anyone else see the perfect crime that is making a comic about blind people?

That's all I have to say.

You must be mad.

The Cheshire Cat gets a job as an assassin.

Continuing "Children's Literature Week!"

I think I'll read this book this weekend. It's one of those books that should have been in my primary school reading requirements. It wasn't.