You 'member that book?

Frog and Toad get jobs in a smart new sitcom.

Ah yes, Frog and Toad. I like to test my literary chops from time to time. Could there be a Crime and Punishment comic in the future? I would have to check SparkNotes and think about it.

Is that website still around? Perhaps DogEars? Either way... should it be book week next week?

150th birthday!

Tinkerbell gets a job as a stripper.

Yes, you heard and read and probably saw correctly- this is number 150 for old Aaron, here. I've cut it back to 3/week, but that just means a slower ride on the fun train. Which I think is equally desirable to the opposite sex.

So thanks for checkin' them out, and check out these other hot mommas.

Strawberry Shortcake gets a job as a stripper.
Rainbow Brite gets a job as a stripper.

Also, be sure to check out Tinkerbell on DVD, especially if you play World of Warcraft. She's an Engineer who lives in Tinkertown.

Hey mang!

Quetzalcoatl gets a job as a piñata.

Ok... I'm thinking I should make a week full of cultural jokes. Mexican week. You should probably check out Quetzalcoatl. Pronounced: Ketz-al-co-ahh-tel. He was a bad-apple serpent god in the Mayan religion. I'm pretty sure he has a temple in Teotihuacan.

I love being Mexican.

BY the way... .I think I'm gonna bring back Evil Jesus: The Everliving, withing the context of GAJ. I've already had two characters on. Can you guess who they are?

Thick as two thieves in a pod.

The Hamburglar gets a job as a high school career adviser.

Oh so delicious. I hate that theft-related food mascots have all disappeared. What's so bad about some a-hole trying to steal our food? It gives the message that it's valuable and we should cherish it. Plus, he had a dog that helped him.

Even the Trix rabbit doesn't try to steal cereal anymore. It's a GD shame. Who else tried to steal food? Chester Cheetah... no. Dinosaurs from Kraft Mac&Cheese? No... who else?

True story!

Michael Vick gets a job as an activist.

In case you didn't know: Michael Vick is/was a football player. He went to jail for dog fights and killin the dogs afterward. He's out now and, in an attempt to fix his image, he's working with the Humane Society to give some public service messages.

Oh well, I don't think he'll be doing that again. Probably just go to Mexico for cock fights. I'm sure he saw some of those in prison.

Evil lookin trolls

A treasure troll gets a job as a kidnapper.

My wife said "treasure troll" when I asked what I should do. So here it is. I think they would be good captors. Here's some more proof of that. Possibly NSFW.

Captured by trolls.

Look at that distented belly.

Gandhi gets a job as a fashion model.

Anyway- I'm just excited because my new Adobe CS4 package came in the mail today! Holllllllerrr!

Here's another fashion conscious edition of GAJ:
Jack Skellington gets a job as a female model.

The results are in!

Maury Povich gets a job as a urologist.

Not really sure who that girl is. Could be anyone. For those Maury fans out there, I have another Maury as a urologist.

Maury Povich gets a job as a urologist. The Prequel.

Looking back.. I think my art/care taken is improving. Wonder what I could do with some great effort?

I don't know what I'm going to do!

Toucan Sam gets a job at a truck stop.

For more information on this matter, please refer to MC Chris.

You got it, dude!

Willy Wonka gets a job as a Mexican tattoo artist.

Ok, so I succame to my personal pressures to tell this joke. BTW: Succame is the past tense of succumb. To gauge how dark te skin should be, I held up my arm to the screen. I believe the color is mocha.

Hey, mang. Take care of dat tattoo.

Willy Wonka gets a job as a tattoo artist

Well, it's been a rough week, so the comics have taken a back seat. I should be back in control of them for next week for sure.

Anyway. I thought of making it "gets a job as a Mexican tattoo artist" so I could give him a mustache and make him say "mang."

Old people

A terminator gets a job as an elderly-assistance robot.

Can we blame them for not really understanding how these things work?

My grandparents are online all the time. Chatting, playing games and scorning everyone! You know... REAL PROS!

I can't really think of any other uses for the internet besides porn.

A new low

Lucky Charms gets a job as a child sex trafficker

Ok, I just thought I needed a Lucky Charms one. Yes, it's a new low as far as writing goes, but I think the subtlety in his eyes really conveys the message. Posicles.

Are they free? Are there any popsicles? Why doesn't he have Lucky Charms cereal?