Is anybody else excited for New Moon (the Twilight Saga)??!?!?! ZOMG

Jacob Black (from Twilight) gets a job at Bigfoot's restaurant.

Yes, so continues our chronicling of the hijinks at Bigfoot's restaurant. He started out as a cook, but apparently he owns it now! Also, he referred to himself as Sasquatch, but Bigfoot is his stage name now.

Sasquatch gets a job as a cook.

A werewolf gets a job as a waiter.

Teen wolf gets a job at a restaurant.

Lots of pube jokes, there!
Leave comments people, please? I'll give you one Schrute buck!

Ru-fi-oooooooooo!

Rufio gets a job as an arborist.

Arborists are the tree trimmers, by the way. Already did a tinkerbell one, I wonder if I should do a Peter Pan one...

Tinkerbell gets a job as a stripper.

I always hated this kid.

Jonathan Brandis gets a job as a necromancer.

Can I say that I was pleasantly surprised to learn he killed himself 6 years ago? Nah, I won't go that far, but really... I'm sure when I was watching SeaQuest, I wanted him to die.

Ja rule, you rat lookin boy

Ja Rule gets a job in the movie "Flowers for Algernon."

Man, he is my most hated rapper. I hate him even more than 50 cent. And I really really hate him.

Yank that hair bitch!

Elizabeth Lambert gets a job as a stylist.

Man, did you guys see this on ESPN? In case you haven't seen it yet, check this out!



Marvelous, isn't it? She is takin care of business. It's also a very horrible, I don't condone, etc.

The thrilling conclusion.

A walrus gets a job as an ivory dealer (part 3/3).

So this is how it ends for our walrus. Looks like, at the beginning of his career, he wanted to live big, but couldn't spend big. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check this out.


And yes... he dealt in pearls before moving onto more formidable prey.