Ivory dealer (2/3).

A walrus gets a job as an ivory dealer (2/3).

Man, those Jurassic Park poachers had the goods! I bet, since they weren't winterized, and they were heavily used, these blood thirsty eskimos got a pretty sweet deal on them.

Or... at least the one they have in this picture.

Part 1 of the Walrus.

A walrus gets a job as an ivory dealer. (Part 1/3)

So this is the first in a 3 part story arc of this walrus. Also, the walrus is modeled after one of my old bosses.

Enjoy.

What's the adjective for the amount of pimpness...

A pimp gets a job as a hair stylist.

This is a very pimply comic. In the words of Mr. T from the hit movie "DC Cab," the kids look up to the drug dealin' pimps.

That movie was very pimply.

It was between this and blood.

Spongebob Squarepants gets a job as a proctologist's assistant.

My infatuation with poop jokes knows no bounds. I think that's primal man peeking his little head through. Everyone like a good poop joke- or else 2 girls one cup wouldn't have been the internet sensation it was. To some extent, Goatse.

Bustin out!

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man gets a job selling erectile dysfunction pills.

I always like the saying "bustin' makes me feel good." There should be more jokes in the world revolving around this line.

This brings me to my next point: I wish more people knew how to spell marshmallow. While doing image searches for this comic, to get the likeness right, the official Ghostbusters toy website spelled marshmallow wrong. What is the world coming to.

Here are other pet peeve words that people should work on:
tomorrow
restaurant
college/collage