Gone Fishin'

Gone fishin'

Well I'm not really fishin. Just... a lot of things caught up to me these past weeks and I need to focus on things that make me money or cost me a lot of money. Also, I can probably think of some fresh jokes!

So, I will see you in two weeks!

BAM!

Emeril gets a job as The Sandman.

You the one that's been bringin' me all this sand? What are you, the sandman or somethin'?!

Maybe this one is inspired by how sleepy I am and how creepy the idea of a sandman is.

Cannibalism at is worst.

Pac Man gets a job at the Twister factory.

He makes it rain in the club, it's Pac Man.

So comes the close to a truly horrible week. To the lady in the red car... If I find you, I don't know what I'm going to do. You need to learn how to drive... next time I'll chase you 22 miles and actually catch you.