Oh, Steven Prime.

Megatron gets a job as a substitute teacher.


That Steven Prime is just a jerk. Not much more to the joke- for more transformers fun, check out:

Optimus Prime gets a job as a hypnotist.

That was during "pun week." I'm so punny! Punny? I thought you said money. Money? I thought you said bunny.

Based on a true story, LOL!

Jeffrey Dahmer gets a job as a car salesman.

Being from Milwaukee, I feel I must pay homage to the creeps that are produced here.

Don't know who this is? Well he was a gay serial killer/cannibal that worked in a long-closed chocolate factory here in Milwaukee.

He would bring boys home from the clubs and, you know, prepare them for the feast. You should really check him out on google. Oh! And justice was served for this guy, as he was beaten to death with a broom early in his prison sentence. LOL!

Yeah bitch!

Samuel L. Jackson gets a job as a spitter in Jurassic Park.

Well I was watchin' Jurassic Park today. I know he's already in the movie, but I think he could be much funnier as some of the dinosaurs.

Also, try this next time the raptors bust in: say "Hey, fuckers!" in a raptor voice. Or... try it with this image.



Well, keep it rockin',
Aaron

Zombie infestation!

A zombie gets a job as a gardener.

It's an infestation because I made a bonus joke! Racism not your cup of tea? How about gay jokes?

Zombie Alternate Joke

Yup. So those are the zombies. Oh... if you don't get the gay joke. It's like a triple entendre. I guess if you don't listen to any rap or R&B, then you probably haven't thought of brain in this sense.

Old School TV

Mimi Bobeck gets a job as a party clown.

Well... not too old school TV. But this show hasn't been on in awhile, and it was awesome!

Being a midwesterner, I love any TV talking about our beer swilling, meat eating, cold surviving, bad baseball team lovin' life (except for when the Tigers won the world series). Cardinals are pretty good, I guess.

Anyway- if you don't get it. Google the "Drew Carey Show." Mimi was an awesome character who loved trolls. Which I should make into a comic.

Yours,
Sincerely,
Aaron

Begs the question.

Miley Cyrus gets a job as a bank robber.

The joke begs the question: why did I make such skanky picture?

If you do a google image search on Miley Cyrus and see the first couple pictures on the list, you'll understand. Art reflects life.

Every girl's favorite artist is back!

Lisa Frank in the house.

I was just goin for juxtaposition here, if you couldn't tell. Which I know you could.

Here's another Lisa Frank picture! Print it out and tape it to your folder!

In other news- have you ever had to wipe your puppy's butt with a leaf?

Open late for draculas!

I don't quite understand my unnatural obsession with Edward Cullen and his jokes.

Either way, there it is.

Not much goin' on tonight... but I am now going to sleep. I'll see you all in your dreams.

Oh he will tell him.

And get that bargain.

For those of you who don't know. "Soulja Boy tell 'em" is a very famous and innovative American rapper. He got famous from listing all his shitty songs on P2P networks as "new 50 cent track." Since then he has come up with such hits as "Crank Dat," which ushered in the age of "The Superman" dance. Seen here. Feel free to save that one to your phone.

"Aaron, how do I know if Soulja Boy is singing my favorite song that I'm listening to right now?"

Well... he tells you so in the beginning of his songs.

Soulja Boy Tell 'em is on my short list of "guilty pleasure" musicians. Up there with Panic!.

All this information should be added to The Wikipedia.

School, work and comics.

Man... looks like I'll have to restructure my weekends to accomplish more.

Also- Pepe Le Peu was obviously a rapist. I'd imagine he'd have a great time in an animal hospital. I wonder what other cartoon characters were rapists?

Was he the only one? Maybe Magilla Gorilla. Just for the fact that he was big enough, but that's a little racist.

Sherry Bobbins

Like Ricky Rouse or Monald Muck.

I think I saw a Mary Poppins commercial yesterday and I thought about her trips to the ceiling. Remember those guys in the Matrix that were walking on the ceiling... It's like, "ok... so you're on the ceiling. How does that make me shooting you any more difficult?"

Hmm... What kind of Matrix comic could I do?

What's going on here?

You know... it's a real shame that politician committed suicide. "Predator" as my friends and I like to call it was an awesome show! It gave us such potent potables as the lines in the comic and the title of this blog.

Other favorites are:

Well, I have the transcripts right here.
I am fixed.


Check this out! To Catch a Chris Hansen.

Yes, Lil Wayne.

Anyway- I got a real job now, kinda, so that's cool. I hope it doesn't bite into my GAJ time. I'll be designing picture frames... so it's a start!

Every time!

Now, I've never had one of these, but I'm sure if Wolverine did them... it would hurt every time.

Draculitis

Yes, I like Twilight. But only because I have Draculitis. That's where one is addicted to anything dracula related, as you can tell my my first 5 comics and subsequent Dracula jokes. This also includes:

Billy Corgan as a dracula.

I'll take the chopped dog.

Does anyone want to know how they prepare (kill) dogs in China for the restaurant?

It's actually not that common, but only for special meals and the young people usually don't eat it. But if you happen to be strolling down a Chinese street and see a dog chained up in front of a restaurant... it's not a mascot. It's delicious.

If plants could talk.

Not sure if I'm happy about the plant talking. Just kinda felt like a good end cap to the joke.

Of course there are other reasons to have the wig.

Also- if you check out the tags, this will bring in people looking for Hannah Montana. Hopefully some perverts and child molesters. (Preview: Chris Hansen gets a job next week)!!

The Poop Deck

So I hear Star Trek is coming out soon. It has Sylar in it.

Here are a couple Sylar comics from the archive.

Sylar gets a job as a brain surgeon.

Sylar gets a job as Hannibal Lecter's assistant.